Im at strip club and am horny
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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