Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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