Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
