I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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