Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Rumble strips road head = magical
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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