i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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