what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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