Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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