And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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