one two three fourrrrnication!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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