He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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