please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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