Me too!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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