Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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