Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
there was a trapeze. enough said
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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