yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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