D3 body, D1 cock
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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