Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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