HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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