It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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