This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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