this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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