so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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