Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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