Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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