If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize