That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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