Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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