Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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