Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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