Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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