After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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