i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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