4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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