its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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