ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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