I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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