do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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