Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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