I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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