super hot butfun
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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