the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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