I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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