well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize