ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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