ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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