i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Randomize
