I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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