you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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