ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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