You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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