I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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