are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just want nice things and good sex
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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