ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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