? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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